Hey, get your own arraignment! (Haven't I witnessed enough?)

April 2023

“Once he got inside the courtroom, Trump was formally charged with 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree, which are class E felonies. Yep, Trump was like, ‘Of course, they were very classy felonies.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“If this goes to trial, prosecutors plan to call Stormy Daniels as a witness. Stormy Daniels! -Stormy Daniels -- Yeah. Stormy Daniels heard and was like, ‘Haven't I witnessed enough?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Here's a picture of Trump inside the courtroom. He looks like he's watching another table at Applebee’s get their food first. He looks like he had to sit through two unskippable ads on YouTube.” —Jimmy Fallon

“George Santos showed up outside the courthouse, and he was swarmed by reporters. Trump saw the media following Santos, was like, ‘Hey, get your own arraignment!’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”