He looks like he was thrown naked into a Goodwill and given 90 seconds to get dressed (Y’all killed your own voters!)

“The billion-dollar collapse of the crypto exchange FTX on Wednesday evening, followed the arrest of founder and CEO Sam Bankman-Fried in the Bahamas on Monday. Bankman-Fried, also known as SBF, a guy who looks the way Cheeto dust smells, is charged with defrauding customers out of billions of dollars in a massive years-long fraud. Oh, are billions of dollars missing? Have you checked the fanny pack where his weed dealer keeps all his tips? I can’t believe this guy thought he could hide out in the Bahamas. Usually when you think of international fugitive, you imagine a stylish jewel thief, not a guy in a T-shirt that clearly came out of a cannon at a basketball game. Dude was supposed to be a billionaire but he looks like he was thrown naked into a Goodwill and given 90 seconds to get dressed.” —Seth Meyers

“In a recent poll Ron DeSantis is leading over Donald Trump. So to take full command of the GOP, all Ron DeSantis has to do is reel in the coveted conservative demographic of angry conspiracy QAnon all-meat diet tan your testicle boys. And the Florida governor’s opening offer to that crowd was calling for a grand jury investigation of Covid vaccines. You stupid mother-Pfizer. You want an investigation? Let me save you some time and money: in the US alone, the Covid vaccines have saved more than 3 million lives and helped prevent 18.5 million hospitalizations. And because idiots in your party politicized the vaccine, almost twice as many Republicans died from Covid before the midterms than the Democrats. Y’all killed your own voters!” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”