It’s like a poll between gonorrhea and a slightly more racist gonorrhea (Let that sink in)

December 2022

 “There is a new poll which found that in a hypothetical primary, Republican voters preferred Ron DeSantis to Donald Trump, 52% to 38%. It’s hard to know who to root for here. It’s like a poll between gonorrhea and a slightly more racist gonorrhea.” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump’s latest attempt to salvage an already faltering 2024 presidential campaign will involve superheroes? He’s got a premature election and now he’s desperate to shift attention away from his waning popularity. On Wednesday, rant-a-claus posted on Truth Social that he would make a ‘major’ announcement the following day. The tan-of-steel posted ‘AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO’. What could it be? Maybe he got liposuction? Maybe Eric learned to tie his shoes? Who knows?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“In other news, newly Elon Musk-owned Twitter reportedly hasn’t paid rent on its offices for weeks. Of all the problems I would’ve guessed the second richest man in the world would have, paying rent wasn’t one of them. Maybe he should change the name from Twitter to Squatter. Maybe he finally read the Art of the Deal and now he’s doing it Trump style.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”