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Thursday, December 8, 2022

an endorsement from Trump is almost as worthless as a degree from Trump University (this walking vasectomy commercial)


December 2022

“This loss in the Georgia election is a tough break for Herschel Walker, though it will take him a couple days to understand what has happened. With this loss, Walker is expected to return to his previous job: lying about having previous jobs and on the bright side, it gives him more time to spend with his family, and more time to figure out who that is.” —Stephen Colbert

“Walker’s loss was another blow to Donald Trump. Even before last night, the major candidates that he endorsed in Nevada, Arizona, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and Michigan all lost, leading some Republican insiders to claim that Georgia ‘broke’ Trump for good. Yes, Georgia broke him. Or as I just texted everyone in my phone: peach emoji, fist emoji.” —Stephen Colbert

“When you take a moment, when you step away from this race – do you understand how crazy this was? You had Raphael Warnock, a pastor. A pastor who is preaching at the same church as MLK. And Herschel Walker, a man who thinks MLK is how you spell milk.” —Trevor Noah

“Warnock is a gracious man – he was talking about democracy and America’s promise. I would’ve been up there like ‘are you people kidding me with this shit?!’ You guys are giving me a two-point win over this walking vasectomy commercial? Are you kidding me?!’” —Trevor Noah

“After Herschel Walker’s loss in the Georgia election, an endorsement from Trump is almost as worthless as a degree from Trump University.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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