The woman said she’s still throbbing and her head feels like it’s ready to explode (Oh, My God, Yay!)

May 2022

New York City has launched a new campaign to stop speeding in the city with a series of signs designed to scare drivers. The terrifying signs simply read ‘Entering New Jersey.’ —Colin Jost

Qantas has announced plans for a new flight from New York to Australia that will take 19 hours. Spirit Airlines also announced a flight from New York to Philadelphia that will also last 19 hours. —Colin Jost

A British lawmaker resigned after admitting he watched porn on his phone in the chambers Parliament. Which seems pretty tame when our congress allowed full penetration on January 6th. —Colin Jost

A colleague knew he was watching porn when the count passed by 650 says to one Oh, My God, Yay! —Colin Jost

A woman at a bachelorette party in Scotland was attacked while wearing an inflatable penis costume. The woman said she’s still throbbing and her head feels like it’s ready to explode. —Colin Jost

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