For example, you know what $700 billion buys? (Just For Nutjobs)

"Big day in England. Former Treasury chief Gordon Brown is now the new prime minister of Britain. President Bush was thrilled. In fact, he called and said, 'Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job.'" --Jay Leno

"Do you notice Osama bin Laden’s beard is now black? Didn't it used to be gray? Forget the Mideast crisis, I think he's having a mid-life crisis. You know what he's using? I guess this is what they use over there in the Mideast: Just For Nutjobs." --Jay Leno

"You know, the interesting thing is, these numbers are so big that people can't even comprehend them. Like $700 billion. See, the best way to understand large amounts of money is to think of it in terms of what it can buy. For example, you know what $700 billion buys? It can buy you 100 senators and 435 congressmen." --Jay Leno

"Did you see Roger Clemens testifying this week before Congress? One congressman named Elijah Cummings called Clemens, "One of my heroes," and then called him a liar. So, I guess that's what makes you a hero to a congressman pretty much." --Jay Leno

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