much to the dismay of Mike Pence, who believes being exploratory is a sin (asylum seekers and Klingons)

Openly gay Democratic mayor Pete Buttigieg announced this morning that he has launched an exploratory committee for a possible presidential run, much to the dismay of Mike Pence, who believes being exploratory is a sin. --Seth Meyers

Wildlife experts are reportedly puzzled as to why a pair of bald eagles at the National Arboretum, named Mr. President and The First Lady, have not yet laid an egg this spring. Though they haven't really been getting along since Mr. President had that affair with Stormy Daniels. --Seth Meyers

According to CNN, President Trump has been told by advisers not to fight Stormy Daniels’ decision to break her confidentiality agreement because it would make him look guilty. Though not as guilty as, say, HAVING a confidentiality agreement. Nobody makes you sign a confidentiality agreement when they’re proud of what they did. --Seth Meyers

After Trump declared a national emergency to bypass Congress and build his border wall, 16 states filed legal challenges almost immediately. In comments to reporters this week, Trump insisted he had the absolute right to unilaterally build his wall and said it was a matter of national security. President Trump, “We have the absolute right to do that. I have an absolute right to call national security. We need strong borders. It's an open and closed case. I was put here for security, whether it's Space Force, which we're doing today, or whether it's borders.” Space Force and borders? It's pretty telling that despite the effects of climate change, gun violence, and inadequate healthcare, Trump thinks the biggest threats to America are asylum seekers and Klingons. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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