Every joke is a tiny revolution (which White House toilet did he flush them down?)

“The House committee investigating the events of Jan. 6, 2021, reported a seven-hour gap in President Donald J. Trump’s phone records, including the time of the Capitol riot. Seven hours. I don’t know if anyone else is a fan of the show ‘Dateline,’ but if your phone records are missing even 10 minutes, you’re guilty.” —Jimmy Fallon 

“Even the ghost of Richard Nixon is like, ‘I don’t think you can do that.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“The only time there should be a seven-hour gap is when you’re trying to remember what happened on St. Patrick’s Day.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Instead, for all of those hours, all the White House phone records just say, ‘Scam likely.’” —Stephen Colbert

“And now after making the discovery, the House committee is investigating whether Trump used burner phones. It’s always reassuring when a president acts like a character in ‘The Wire.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump denied it, saying, ‘I’ve never had a burner phone. I’ve had a couple of burner wives, but no burner phones.’” —James Corden

“So now the big question is, which White House toilet did he flush them down?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I wouldn’t be surprised. I mean, he already has a burner son.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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