Up until now, the most serious charge any of these guys has gotten is impersonating a Flintstone (shadowy figures)

January 2022

“On Thursday, the Justice Department charged 11 Oath Keepers with seditious conspiracy in connection with the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol. Finally! Up until now, the most serious charge any of these guys has gotten is impersonating a Flintstone.” —Stephen Colbert

“You know how your mother used to say if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you jump, too? These are people who answered ‘Yes.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This is huge! Seditious conspiracy is no slap on the wrist — it’s a charge of inciting rebellion against the federal government that carries a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison. That’s pretty bad. That’s pretty bad, I’ve got to say, but somehow it feels like it should be more. Like, if you tried to take the government down, you should go away for longer than one Billie Eilish.” —Stephen Colbert

“And hopefully, one day, the Feds will learn the identity of that shadowy figure who was the president who told them to do it.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”