our countries haven’t been on the same page since Rocky fought Drago (What a great idea if this was a year ago)

January 2022

“The Biden administration’s new website allowing Americans to order free at-home Covid tests quietly went live on Tuesday. Tests will ship within seven to 12 days. Free Covid tests by mail. What a great idea if this was a year ago.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You get four tests per household, which is great news for people who live alone and literally no one else.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Because what if you have a family of five? Do you start ranking your children?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“A recent study that found that the United States has the second lowest vaccination rate (66%) of the 15 countries tracked. It’s almost like people here are getting bad information from someplace, you know? The only country below us is Russia (49%), which is kinda nice – our countries haven’t been on the same page since like Rocky fought Drago.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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