"I do, I like that John McCain, he looks like a guy who waits
all day for the mail to come. He looks like a guy who's dating
your mom. He looks like one of those guys who calls the
waitress 'Toots.'" --David Letterman
"Radar magazine is causing a big controversy because the
cover of their November issue features a doctored photo
of a partially dressed Rudy Giuliani and a totally nude
Hillary Clinton. Radar says it's all part of their plan to
sell zero magazines." --Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday on '60 Minutes,' French President Nicolas
Sarkozy got up and left in the middle of an interview.
He just got up and stormed out. The citizens of France
say their president acted rudely, and they've never been
prouder." --Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday at a campaign fundraiser, Hillary Clinton
criticized Vice President Cheney and called him 'Darth
Vader.' Cheney denied it and said, 'Darth Vader is evil,
half-machine and always wears a cape. And I don't own
a cape.'" --Conan O'Brien
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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