"Congress has voted to extend the Bush tax cuts. Is it me, or is
George W. Bush getting more done now than when he was in
office?" –Jay Leno
"A group of TSA workers at LAX airport have formed a choir
to sing to passengers. That's just what you want, a guy with
his hands down your pants going, 'Do you feel what I feel?'"
–Jay Leno
"Senator Craig gave a press conference today where he said,
I'm not gay, I've never been that way. Then he apologized to
his wife, Liza Minnelli." --Jay Leno
"President Bush introduced former Fox broadcaster Tony
Snow as the new White House Press Secretary. See, this
is the perfect example of wasteful government spending.
I mean, why is the president paying someone to join his
staff and tow the party line when he was doing it on
Fox News for free?" --Jay Leno
"In political news, Vice President Dick Cheney is very
upset about the way General Petraeus has been treated
by the Democrats. Vice President Cheney said it is horrible
that people mock and insult a soldier. I'll be sure to pass
that on to John Kerry when I see him." --Jay Leno
"In this new video, Osama bin Laden makes a pitch to
America by attacking the Democrats. And then he says
we should all convert to Islam 'cause there are no taxes.
He's now running third in Iowa. Is it me or is bin Laden
getting more Western in these videos? Like in this new
one where he wants us to convert to Islam, he says if
you act now, he'll throw in a free prayer rug." --Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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