What the national language of the United States? (Chillinois)

August 2013

"At a concert this week, Justin Bieber rubbed a fan's smartphone on his crotch. In a related story, Justin Bieber is now in 3rd place in the New York city mayoral race." –Conan O'Brien  

"Today Illinois became the 20th state to legalize marijuana. The sate also changed its name to Chillinois." –Conan O'Brien

Andy Richter: "What the national language of the United States?"

Conan O'Brien: "Third grade English."

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