Today, they ruled it's okay for straight people to rollerblade (chasing people with a whip)

June 2013

"It is a great day, of course, for supporters of gay marriage. Congratulations to same-sex couples. You can now be as miserable as everybody else." –Craig Ferguson 

"If you really don't want gay people to get married, you shouldn't ban gay marriage. You should ban gay divorce." –Craig Ferguson

"It's been a bit of a week for the Supreme Court. Yesterday they ruled that it's okay for gay people to get married. Today, they ruled it's okay for straight people to rollerblade." –Craig Ferguson

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”