Pretend you've never heard the name George W. Bush (Nobody Knows You're Drinking in Here)

May 2013

"The National Park Service is launching a new campaign to attract younger visitors. It has a very creative slogan: 'National Parks: Nobody Knows You're Drinking in Here.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"George W. Bush's nephew, George P. Bush, is running for office in Texas. He says P stands for 'Pretend you've never heard the name George W. Bush." –Conan O'Brien

"PETA is really upset at Chris Christie for killing a spider in front of a group of school children. Governor Christie said, 'If PETA is upset by that, they do not want to know what I had for lunch today.'" –Conan O'Brien

"According to a new report, Al Gore now has more money than Mitt Romney. Gore said Mitt and I are living proof that if you're a boring white guy, anything is possible." –Conan O'Brien

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of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”