And nothing says diversity like a rich white guy named Gavin (You have some pushing left to do)

September 2021

“California Gov. Gavin Newsom yesterday defeated a recall attempt by a nearly 2-to-1 margin, and Newsom was so relieved, his hair unclenched.” —Seth Meyers

“Gavin Newsom celebrated his non-removal in a speech on Wednesday night: ‘I want to focus on what we said yes to as a state: we said yes to science, we said yes to vaccines, we said yes to ending this pandemic. We said yes to diversity.’ And nothing says diversity like a rich white guy named Gavin.” —Stephen Colbert

“The cost to our state was about $300 million, which I think is the third-most-expensive dinner at French Laundry ever.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The race was called for Newsom less than an hour after the polls closed. Less than an hour. Amazing how fast an election can end when Rudy Giuliani isn’t involved, isn’t it?” —Jimmy Fallon

“The election was called so early, Newsom was able to get his beauty sleep, which, by the looks of him, is like 17 hours a day.” —James Corden

“In fact, there were three options on the ballot that said ‘yes,’ ‘no’ and ‘This is a bigger waste of time than driving into L.A.X.’” —Seth Meyers

“A vast majority of Californians voted no on the recall. So many people marked no, it was like the R.S.V.P.s for a destination wedding.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”