Or as God put it, 'Well, at least he gave me two weeks notice.' (Banned for 10 years)

February 2013

"Today, Pope Benedict surprised everyone and announced that he is stepping down at the end of the month. Or as God put it, 'Well, at least he gave me two weeks notice.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Pope Benedict is resigning. And you know what that means: Hillary in 2013?" –Jimmy Fallon

"Tomorrow President Obama gives his annual State of the Union address. If you're not familiar, the State of the Union is where the president faces Congress and asks them to work together and fix America's problems and Congress says, 'No.'" —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”