So to recap, men are pigs but some of them have cool jobs (Hey general, you work for the CIA, not the TSA)

November 2012

"The CIA director, David Petraeus, resigned. The FBI caught him having an affair with his biographer. Hey general, you work for the CIA, not the TSA." –Craig Ferguson

"There's a double standard here. The head of the CIA gets caught having sex and has to resign. Meanwhile, a British special agent, James Bond, has sex with tons of women and makes $90 million at the box office. Where's the justice?" –Craig Ferguson

"No one knows what David Petraeus will do next. All I know is he's in for one awkward Thanksgiving." –Craig Ferguson

"The truth is, many women are attracted to men in power. And powerful men are attracted to women who – well, women. So to recap, men are pigs but some of them have cool jobs." –Craig Ferguson

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