"Dick Cheney gave an interview to Fox News. Some are
accusing Fox of giving softball questions. My answer to that is,
'Well, does a vice president shoot in the woods?'"
--David Letterman
"Evil Democrat Empire? I got news for you, if we're going
to do the Star Wars analogy, the Democrats are, at best, Ewoks."
--Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video comparing
Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars
"Good news from the White House. President Bush last
week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his
annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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