from now on, all bribe money has to be in a clear plastic bag (Pope Francis is missing)

"Pope Francis is calling for an audit of all the Catholic

Church’s wealth. In a related story, Pope Francis is missing."

–Conan O’Brien

 

"Hillary Clinton blasted the vice president today for failing

to disclose all the facts. She wants Dick Cheney to give exact

details. You know like, "How do you shoot someone and make

it look like an accident?" --Jay Leno

"This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something

congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics. Some of the new

rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe money has

to be in a clear plastic bag." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”