Now, to be fair, he had a full day of flipping off babies at the park (The first one sold pretty well)

April 2021

“Senator Ted Cruz, Republican of Texas, appeared to have fallen asleep during segments of President Biden’s congressional address on Wednesday. I can relate to Ted Cruz. Now that Joe’s president, I find it much easier to sleep, too.” —Stephen Colbert

“Ted Cruz was so bored at that speech that he fell asleep. And I know what you are thinking right now. You think I’m going to say something like ‘Oh, that’s weird, I thought lizards slept with their eyes open.’ But I’m not going to say that, because honestly, that was the most relatable thing that Ted Cruz has ever done.” —Trevor Noah

“Lyin’ Ted just turned into Snoozin’ Cruz.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Now, to be fair, he had a full day of flipping off babies at the park.” —James Corden

“Because that speech was boring, and when you consider that almost none of Biden’s goals are going to get past Congress, we basically just listened to an old man talk for an hour about his dreams.” —Trevor Noah

“Because of the pandemic, Joe Biden’s first address to a (Covid-limited) joint session of Congress, was a bit odd. First, Biden didn’t mention low-flow toilets once. Second, everything else. The president delivered his speech to a masked audience of 200 instead of the usual 1,600 lawmakers. Still, 200 people is more than watched the Oscars.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”