"It seems only 96,000 jobs were added last month. And half of those were strippers working the conventions." –Jay Leno
"Did you all hear Al Gore speak at the Democratic convention? He said, 'Hot dogs, peanuts, cold drinks!'" –Jay Leno
"The economy is so bad, I saw Mitt Romney at the supermarket buying Lobster Helper." –Jay Leno
"The economy is so bad, Clint Eastwood talked to a chair while going through the cushions looking for spare change." –Jay Leno
"There was a big shakeup on 'American Idol.' There is still a vacant judge's seat. The producers are in a great hurry to fill the empty seat before Clint Eastwood shows up and starts yelling at it." –Craig Ferguson
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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