The temperatures are higher than President Obama was in high school (Just be yourself)

June 2012

"There is a record heat wave back east, close to 100 degrees in New York City. The temperatures are higher than President Obama was in high school." –Jay Leno

"With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. That's kind of a stretch; a rich white guy from Massachusetts playing a rich white guy from Massachusetts." –Jay Leno

"How does that make John Kerry feel? Hey John, we need a guy who is kind of stiff, out of touch, and a flip-flopper. You'd be perfect. Just be yourself." –Jay Leno

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