Ah, yes, the place I’m totally from,’ said Mark Zuckerberg (that responsibility will ultimately fall to President The Rock)

April 2021

“Happy Earth Day! Everyone is in the spirit. This morning at 7-Eleven, I saw a rat drinking a Big Gulp with a metal straw.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Today was Earth Day. ‘Ah, yes, the place I’m totally from,’ said Mark Zuckerberg.” —Seth Meyers

“President Biden’s climate summit was a related hot topic, with late-night hosts touching on the president’s announcement that the United States will cut its carbon emissions in half by 2030. Added Biden, ‘Of course that responsibility will ultimately fall to President the Rock.’” —Seth Meyers

“That’s right, today was Earth Day even though I didn’t planet.” —Seth Meyers

“Humans celebrating Earth Day is like fleas celebrating Dog Day.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Earth Day started back in the ’70s with very lofty goals and has kind of turned into, ‘Guys, please, just for one day try not to light garbage on or near a panda bear, OK?’” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”