they steal their land and make them play cricket (medieval selective breeding program)

March 2021

“Hold up, you’re saying Buckingham Palace has H.R.? How long has that been around? Because you would think someone in Human Resources might have stepped in to tell Henry VIII that chopping off your wife’s head could be interpreted as a hostile work environment.” —Stephen Colbert

“One of the bleakest moments in the interview was Meghan Markle revealing that an unnamed member of the royal family expressed concern over how dark their son’s skin might be. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say there’s a possibility, just a possibility mind you, that this medieval selective breeding program might be … racist.” —Stephen Colbert

“Also, it’s never good when the British ruling class thinks someone is too dark — they steal their land and make them play cricket.” —Stephen Colbert

“Awkward is four people in the back seat of a car. Awkward is forgetting your friend’s child’s name. One of your relatives asking you to place your child on the Sherwin-Williams color wheel is royally [expletive].” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”