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Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Harry’s kidnapper speaks (Royal-ish)


March 2021

“Well, guys, I have some news to make people feel a little better, and that is the royal family is just as messed up as everyone else’s.” —Jimmy Fallon


“Britain’s Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan Markle sat down for an interview last night with Oprah Winfrey, or as British tabloids reported it, ‘Harry’s kidnapper speaks.’” —Seth Meyers


“Yeah, it was a big event, mainly because they revealed the baby’s gender in California without burning down an entire forest.” —Jimmy Fallon


“They also told Oprah they’ve been cut off financially. Oprah was like, ‘Sorry, I already gave out all my cars — I can’t help you.’” —Jimmy Kimmel


“The ratings were so big, ABC just offered the couple their own weekly show called ‘Royal-ish.’” —Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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