“Harry said racism was a big part of their decision to leave, which you know things are bad at Buckingham Palace if they came to America to get away from racism.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Everyone thinks marrying a prince is like a fairy tale. Turns out, it’s not. Meghan Markle said that when she joined the royal family, they took away her passport, driver’s license and keys. ‘Welcome to the royal family. Please remove your belt and get ready for a cavity search.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Meghan Markle said that at one point things got so bad, she went to H.R. at Buckingham Palace for help and they refused to help. It’s funny that the royal palace has H.R. and it’s just as unhelpful as H.R. everyplace else.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Imagine after centuries of inbreeding, all of a sudden these people are concerned about the color of a baby’s skin. They should hope that the baby looks more like Meghan than Harry.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“And her husband Harry made a number of startling accusations. The governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo, vigorously denied all of them, just out of reflex today.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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