Joe Biden is now banned from the White House steam room (it takes him that long to gather a crowd)

April 2012

"While discussing the U.S. policy on Iran today, Joe Biden said that President Obama, quote, 'has a big stick.' In related news, Joe Biden is now banned from the White House steam room." –Jimmy Fallon

"Have you been watching this John Edwards trial? I don't know what kind of president John Edwards would have been, but I'm pretty sure he would have gotten along really well with the Secret Service." –Jay Leno

"Newt Gingrich is going to announce next week that he is dropping out of the presidential race. If you wonder why he's waiting, it's because it takes him that long to gather a crowd." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”