“As for his speech, Trump once again doubled down on his baseless election fraud claims as the crowd chanted: ‘You won!’ I watched CPAC and ‘WandaVision’ this weekend, and I’m not sure which characters are living in a more warped reality.” —Trevor Noah
“The star of the weekend was none other than Donald Jobless Trump. And for anyone wondering if Trump is still worshipped by his people,” then look no further than the conference’s large gold statue of the ex-president. Holy shit, guys, did you see that thing? I get it, it’s a golden idol and blasphemous and all of that, blah, blah, blah, but guys, why is he wearing flip flops and holding a magic wand? Do you know how hard it is to make Donald Trump look weirder than he already is? It doesn’t even look like Trump – it looks like King Midas dry-humped a Bob’s Big Boy.” —Trevor Noah
“South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem attacked Anthony Fauci, Representative Matt Gaetz attacked Mr. Potato Head, and the C.E.O. of Goya Beans said Donald Trump is still the ‘real, legitimate and actual president of the United States.’ Now he can get away with saying that because what are you going to do — buy generic black beans?” —Trevor Noah
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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