writing on his border wall is the only place Trump’s allowed to post (Isn’t he a flight risk at this point?)

January 2021

“The president did break away from the TV on Tuesday for a trip to Alamo, Texas, to sign a piece of the border wall – his signature, if mostly unachieved, campaign promise from 2016 – and remind people that he’s not just a megalomaniac, he’s also a racist. Should Trump even be allowed near the border? Isn’t he a flight risk at this point?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know your presidency is off the rails when you have to distract from your attempted coup with your giant symbol of racism. At the event, Trump gave his usual rambling, incoherent speech and signed a section of the wall with a Sharpie. Right now, writing on his border wall is the only place Trump’s allowed to post.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, the House passed a resolution on Tuesday calling on Mike Pence to invoke the 25th amendment, along with Trump’s remaining cabinet, and strip him of his powers. It’s a tough choice for Pence to invoke the 25th and have Maga nation hate you, or refuse and still have Maga nation hate you, which is all but certain to fall on deaf ears. You can tell Pence was nervous because he spent all day slamming milks like it was Friday at 5pm.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”