Alabama's newest senator is Tommy Tuberville. How to describe Tommy. He's like if a hot mike slur got voted into office. Tommy's the former coach of the Auburn Tigers football team and intellectually, let's just say he's a few yards short of a first down. He refused to debate before his primary and general elections and it's a good thing because he could lose a game of tic-tac-toe with a Saint Bernard. —Bill Maher
Now if fresh-faced is your thing get ready to swipe right on rising hate monger Madison Corthorn from North Carolina. One of the leaders of the stop the steal fiasco who hyped the riot at the capitol like it was the fire festival, and who at the tender age of 25 is the youngest republican ever elected to the house. I've thrown up Scotch older than this prick. You know every Chad Douchebag you see on a jet ski on instagram. Yeah, he's a congressman now. And this one brags that he carries a gun on the house floor. But not irresponsibly. It's safely secured in his Paw Patrol lunch box. —Bill Maher
Melania was very comforting to Donald. He was in a bad mood, but she said, ‘It’s OK dear. When you get older it’s harder to achieve insurrection. —Bill Maher
Republicans restock douche bags with the efficiency of an Amazon warehouse. They churn out new crazy like the Hallmark Channel makes Christmas movies. —Bill Maher
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