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Friday, December 4, 2020

your biggest accomplishment is most family members pardoned (he accidentally glanced at a picture of Kate Upton)


December 2020

“It’s not a great look for your presidency when your biggest accomplishment is ‘most family members pardoned.’” —Jimmy Fallon


“It’s pretty crazy, the last person who needed pardons for their whole family was Charles Manson.” —Jimmy Fallon


“Some families get each other sweaters for Christmas, the Trumps get pardons.” —Jimmy Fallon


“Yep, Trump said he wants to focus on taking care of his loved ones, those closest to him, and Eric.” —Jimmy Fallon


“Meanwhile, Mike Pence is also asking for a pardon, for the time he accidentally glanced at a picture of Kate Upton.” —Jimmy Fallon


“Usually presidents grant pardons after they’ve been vetted very carefully by the Justice Department. Trump is shooting them out of a T-shirt cannon right now.” —Jimmy Kimmel


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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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