Today, President Obama demanded to see his long-form builder's permit (things that money can't buy)

February 2012

“Mitt Romney said today that he learned something. There are things that money can't buy — like Colorado, Minnesota, Missouri.” –Jay Leno

“Romney's campaign is in such bad shape, today he moved the part in his hair even further to the right.” –Jay Leno 

“But he is not quitting. Mitt Romney says he will keep fighting. And you can take that all the way to the Swiss bank.” –Jay Leno

“Donald Trump announced this week he is building a new hotel four blocks from the White House. Today, President Obama demanded to see his long-form builder's permit.” –Jay Leno

“After the big win Tuesday night, they asked Rick Santorum if he thought his campaign was evolving, but, you know, he doesn't believe in evolution.” –Jay Leno

“It was a bad night for Newt Gingrich. In terms that Newt can understand, I think the voters told him they want to start seeing other candidates.” –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”