because they’re hard for a fat guy to put on in a car (Lady Gaga meat dress)

February 2012

“Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don’t need birth control, you are birth control.” –Bill Maher

“Santorum and Romney, they don’t like condoms because sex should all be about making babies. And Newt Gingrich doesn’t like them because they’re hard for a fat guy to put on in a car.” –Bill Maher

“One time Lady Gaga showed up at the Grammys wearing a dress made of meat. One time she showed up in a giant egg. One time she showed up strapped to the top of Mitt Romney's car.” –David Letterman

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