one of the elites sitting next to me was smoking crack (he's saying he connects with poor people)

February 2012

“Mitt Romney is so confident that he’s getting cocky. He’s already putting the dog on the roof of his car.” –David Letterman 

“To undo the negative publicity Mitt Romney received from tying his dog to the top of a car on a cross-country vacation, Mitt responded by tying the car to the top of his dog.” –David Letterman 

“Mitt Romney said he doesn't really care about poor people. Now he's backtracking, and he's saying he connects with poor people. Yeah, the same way Tom Brady connected with Wes Welker in the Super Bowl.” –David Letterman

“Newt Gingrich says that people who ride on subways here in New York are the elite. I was on the subway today and one of the elites sitting next to me was smoking crack.” –David Letterman 

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