I can't trust him, but you, you people... (Just have sex and pray for the best)

February 2012

“Tomorrow we will find out the results of the Maine caucus. This is a tough choice for Maine voters - do they go with the guy who is intolerant of gays and premarital sex, or the guy who is really intolerant of gays and premarital sex? It's quite a choice...” –Jay Leno

“At the big conservative CPAC convention today, Newt Gingrich was introduced by his wife Calista. She said, 'Newt Gingrich is a man you can trust. I can't trust him, but you, you people...'" Jay Leno

"Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He got an honorary Grammy for best spoken word for being able to speak out of both sides of his mouth at the same time." –Jay Leno

"President Obama has compromised with the Catholic Church on this whole birth-control issue. The White House's new position? Just have sex and pray for the best." –Jay Leno 

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