It’s too late, my man. You’re about to get wet (You are going to get the vac-sizzle)

December 2020

“Bill Barr, who has fallen out of the president’s favor after he publicly acknowledged that he had not seen enough evidence of voter fraud to overturn the results of the election. Despite Barr’s comments, Trump still refused to concede the election on Wednesday, arguing the justice department hadn’t ‘looked very hard’ to verify his baseless fraud claims. Have they tried looking behind all the little doors of the advent calendar? Maybe the evidence is in there!” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Meanwhile, Mike Pence seems to be distancing himself from Trump’s intransigence, although usually when he’s distancing himself from you, you’re a woman whose ankles are showing. According to a White House insider, Pence does not ‘want to go down on the Trump ship’, but that’s like the first mate on the Lusitania trying to distance himself from the torpedo hole. It’s too late, my man. You’re about to get wet.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“President Bush, President Clinton, President Obama, put your antibodies where your mouth is. Come on my show and drop trou backstage at the Ed Sullivan Theater in my Late Show Immuno-tabulous Ex-Presidential Jab-a-Rama, featuring physician’s assistant Snoop Dogg! You are going to get the vac-sizzle.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”