My days as a sign model are coming back to haunt me (Fox News, call your doctor)

September 2011

"Congress is investigating why the Obama administration invested over $500 million in a solar panel company called Solyndra, which filed for bankruptcy. Only the White House could pick a solar panel company that goes broke in California in the summer." –Jay Leno 

"That custom-tailored Obama scandal you ordered is finally here. Solyndra, which received $535 million in federal loan guarantees, has gone bankrupt. Does the failure of one company discredit the idea of an entire green energy economy? Of course not. But, if in, say, 1936 you spoke about the growing importance of air travel in front of the...Hindenberg, you'd be right about the future of air travel, but you'd still be on f**king fire." –Jon Stewart

"Fox News, call your doctor, because the erection you now have is going to last much longer than 4 hours." –Jon Stewart

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