But since I was able to surprise you . . . you're fired (Neither side works for you)

October 2011

"Hey, Congratulations to Donald Trump, who just welcomed his fourth grandchild! You could tell it was Trump’s grandchild because as soon as it came out, it demanded to see its own birth certificate." –Jimmy Fallon

"Today first lady Michelle Obama made a surprise visit to the Secret Service headquarters. Michelle was like, 'You guys are great. But since I was able to surprise you . . . you're fired.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"The founder of Home Depot announced that he is supporting Mitt Romney for president. It's kind of a nice story, because Mitt Romney was actually assembled with parts from Home Depot." –Jimmy Fallon 

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