A personal valet who handles President Trump’s meals has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The news was first reported on CNN while the anchors tried not to smile. —Colin Jost
Trump traveled to Arizona to visit a factory making respirator masks and you’re totally going to believe this. He didn’t wear a mask. He did however wear goggles for some reason and I gotta say, he looks ‘special’. He looks like they talked him out of wearing a cape. I am not saying the virus started in a laboratory, but if it did, it was a guy who looked like this who snuck in at night to pet the bats. —Colin Jost
Tara Reade, the woman who has accused Joe Biden of sexual assault is calling on him to drop out of the race. Joe Biden replied, ‘Wait, I’m still in the race.’ —Colin Jost
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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