Worse, he turned a regular coffee into a latte (Bat On a Stick)

The New York subway will be closed for several hours every night to give workers time to thoroughly clean the trains. While the Staten Island Ferry will be closed for 30 seconds to be sprayed with Drakkar Noir. —Colin Jost

Panda Express employees around the country are reporting an increase in racism directed at them due to the Coronavirus. But it is way worse for employees over at Bat On a Stick. —Colin Jost

Vermont  police arrested a man who went into a Dunkin’ Donuts and exposed himself to the clerk. Worse, he turned a regular coffee into a latte. —Colin Jost

The actor who played The Mountain on Game of Thrones set a new world record by deadlifting 1,100 pounds in a competition. Unfortunately officials still gave the Gold Medal to Bran for some fucking reason. —Colin Jost

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