the Republicans want to sell the country to Exxon Mobil (severely whiten John Boehner)

"Due to the budget impasse, the federal government may shut down next week. There will be another season of 'Jersey Shore,' but the U.S. government is still up in the air." –Conan O'Brien 

"If Congress can't agree on a budget by midnight Friday, the government will shut down. Democrats are demanding to tax all of the people's money and use it to fund abortions, while the Republicans want to sell the country to Exxon Mobil and relocate gays to Puerto Rico." –Jimmy Kimmel

"All government services may be shut down next week, which could really make the DMV inconvenient." –Jimmy Kimmel

"A lot of public beaches may also be shut down, which could severely whiten John Boehner." –Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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