He asked for the angel hair pasta just to smell it (Did you eat that guy?)

According to reports, former Vice President Joe Biden requires that his paid speaking engagements provide him with a dinner of angel hair pomodoro, caprese salad, and raspberry sorbet. And this is weird: He asked for the angel hair just to smell it. --Seth Meyers

The New York Post published a series of drinking games that viewers could play during the Democratic debate, like, "Drink every time you see someone who should drop out." --Seth Meyers

Finally, after President Trump was accused of sexual assault by well-known advice columnist E. Jean Carroll, Trump first denied that he'd ever met her and then said, in an interview Monday, "She's not my type," which brings us to a segment we call "Hey!" Hey, ***hole, if someone asks you, "Did you rape that woman?" and you say, "No, she's not my type," that's not a defense. That's a confession. It's like, if you asked Hannibal Lecter, "Did you eat that guy?" and he said, "No, he looked a little bony." --Seth Meyers

A dog named Scamp the Tramp was crowned the World's Ugliest Dog over the weekend. They knew it was a no-brainer when the other dogs started sniffing its face. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”