Trump celebrates milestone of 10,000 lies told (It's called Morning Woody)

The White House celebrated the National Day of Prayer today with a Christian band performing worship songs in the Rose Garden. And it's nice to know that every once in a while Trump’s suffering, too. --Seth Meyers

Researchers in England have discovered trace amounts of cocaine in several samples of freshwater shrimp. Apparently the shrimp got the cocaine from a blowfish. --Seth Meyers

An elderly couple in Australia yesterday mistakenly signed for a package containing 44 pounds of methamphetamine. Said the couple, "Yeah...mistakenly." --Seth Meyers

And finally, Kellogg's has released a Toy Story-themed breakfast cereal. It's called Morning Woody. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”