Yesterday, a federal judge ordered Trump’s accounting firm to turn over the president’s financial records to congress. The judge ruled that congress was within its authority to investigate the president. Donald Trump is appealing the decision, and by first thing tomorrow, he vows to have a dumb nickname for the judge. Coincidentally, that right there is the first time a sentence has included both the phrases “Donald Trump” and “appealing.” --James Corden
The mayor of a small French town is concerned about his dwindling population and to encourage young couples to have children, he started handing out free viagra. That French town is going through some hard times. --James Corden
A man on a recent vacation to Tennessee went for a walk and when he came back to his car there were three bears inside his car. Yeah, apparently his car was just right. --James Corden
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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