You know what's actually disrespectful to the American flag? (Okay, but what if I'm in a hammock?)

This week a federal judge ruled that despite what Trump says, Congress is allowed to investigate a sitting president. Then Trump was like, "Okay, but what if I'm in a hammock?" --Jimmy Fallon

Trump held a press conference in front of the White House and he refused to say the word impeachment. Trump called it the “I” word. Then he called "collusion" the "K" word. --Jimmy Fallon

Guys, I saw that there's a lot of ships docked in the city right now, including the U.S.S. New York. You can tell which ship is the U.S.S. New York 'cause it's the one pointing and laughing at the U.S.S. New Jersey. --Jimmy Fallon

This week in Florida, a weed dispensary opened up inside a former Taco Bell. And to make sure they get a lot of customers, they didn't change a single thing. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”