Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed (Bazinga)

A new survey just ranked America's sexiest accents, and New Jersey came in 49th out of 50. In response, people in Jersey were like, "It would be a shame if all the other states on that list had a little accident." --Jimmy Fallon

A lot of fans weren't happy with how Game of Thrones ended. They're complaining about the writing. I'm not saying their writers ran out of ideas, but I thought it was odd that Jon Snow's final line was, "Bazinga." --Jimmy Fallon

On Sunday, Trump sent a tweet that said, "If Iran wants to fight, it will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again." Yeah. And Iran was like, "Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed." --Jimmy Fallon

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