Guess who will get to pay it back? (people going out of their way to be offended by nothing)

"It's so cold that the security guys at the airports are putting their hands in their own pants." –David Letterman

"A Charlie Brown Christmas was just on. According to a recent poll, most Americans think Charlie Brown is a Muslim." –David Letterman

‎"The season wouldn't feel the same without people going out of their way to be offended by nothing." –Jon Stewart on Fox News "War on Christmas"

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”