"Republicans were complaining about the cost of Obama’s trip, and that he was staying at the Taj Mahal. It turns out he was actually staying at the Taj Mahal Express, by the airport." –Jay Leno
"Republicans fresh off their victory on Election Day say their first priority will be to dismantle the new healthcare law. And believe me, there's nothing people without a job love more than less healthcare." –Jay Leno
"President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money." –Jay Leno
"President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money." –Jay Leno
"Former president George Bush has a new book out called 'Decision Points.' He's quite candid in this book. He talked about how he and Dick Cheney often clashed because of their different style. For example, Bush liked to shoot from the hip, whereas Cheney liked to shoot people in the face. Two different ways of coming at things." –Jay Leno
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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