the airlines are charging a $15 molestation fee (he's going to have to accept bribes now)

"It was bad enough when the TSA agents would go through your underwear in your luggage. Now they're going through your underwear while you're wearing it." –Jay Leno

"Now, to make it worse, the airlines are charging a $15 molestation fee." –Jay Leno

"The House Ethics Committee has found Rep. Charles Rangel guilty of financial misconduct. It wasn't easy. They had to go way outside Washington to find anyone that knew anything about ethics." –Jay Leno

"I don't think Rangel gets it. Like, today, he said to pay his fine he's going to have to accept bribes now." –Jay Leno

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